A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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