- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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