- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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