- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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