- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

poop.........

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

A baby seal walks in to a club

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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