A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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the cow goes moo

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Scott

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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hahaha

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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DANA

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i am predestal

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