- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What is Jason? Black.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's 6+2? 16

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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