One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Hello

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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