- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why were corners made? For crying.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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