How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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women's rights

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Black Poeple

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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