What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Black people are innocent.

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That's what he said.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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