why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What is Jason? Black.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Anti Joke

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