Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why....... Because.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Military intelligence.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Anti jokes are funny

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I like to eat.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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