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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Kim Kardashian.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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i am predestal

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Rick Perry.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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The WNBA.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Anti Joke

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