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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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