A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Lockerbie bombing

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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hahaha

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Anti Joke

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