- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

I Love Hitler.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hitler

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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