- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Aodhan Hearty

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

justin littleton. nuff said

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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