Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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