Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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SPAMS!!!

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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im jewish

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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