knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What is Jason? Black.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's 6+2? 16

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hitler

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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