Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Womens rights.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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I like jokes.

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poop.........

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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