Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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GooglePlus.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Myspace

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Brett Farve

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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