What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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DERP

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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arse

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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A Jew returns change.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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