- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Penis

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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