Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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