- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. Its open.

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