Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Bitch

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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