- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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