roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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