Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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