- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

women's rights.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

So a bar walks into a man...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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