What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

there once was a frog with no leggs

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What's funnier than 24? 25

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Who is big and stupid My brother

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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