- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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