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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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