A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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guess what what ...

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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