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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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