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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

knock,knock you suck

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man did not like this site

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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