- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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