What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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