- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Gay rights.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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