- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

whats white jizz

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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