- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A man goes to the potty.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Women's professional sports

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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