How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

cory is gay

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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