- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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