Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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