Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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