So a bar walks into a man...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Anti Joke

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