- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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