- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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