What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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