What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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