- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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