What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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