- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A man goes to the potty.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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