Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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