- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Jack Stevens

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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