What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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