Your mom is so old she died

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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