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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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