Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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guess what what ...

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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women's rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Anti Joke

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