a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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