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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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