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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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