- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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