- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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