Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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