- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Women's rights

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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