What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Anti Joke

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