A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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