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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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