Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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