- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

I'm Polish.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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