Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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