- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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