- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

HELLO EVERYONE

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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