- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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