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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

knock knock come in !

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Tilt your screen back .

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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