- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Lil Wayne

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Michael Brown

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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