What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A penis walks into a bar..

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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